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Running, walking, and drinking throughout Puerto Rico.

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	ON TAP ! Updated 8/27/08 The place to go for the most up-to-date hash happenings in Puerto Rico.
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*Where:*	PRH3 # 133 Guaynabo
*When:*	Saturday August 30, 3:00, hares away at 3:15.
*Hares:*	Dippin' the Wick, Just Shannon
*Who:*	Anybody who likes beer, can walk or run 2 - 3 miles (or can drive supplies to the end of the trail), has a sense of humor, and likes beer. No prior hashing experience required. Just show up!
D'erections:	-Through the tunnel southbound, take 22 Oeste. -Take the left hand exit onto “2” Sur (exit 6) at FT BUCHANAN EXIT. (avoid the immediate right hand exit). -Vear right to take the Martinez Nadal (Route 20) towards Caguas. This is the highway that splits off from Route 2 right in front of San Patricio Mall. Please be aware that there are no signs advising that Route 20 splits to the right. -Continue on Rt 20 and when you pass the toll booth in the opposite direction on your left (on your right will be an exit that says Hacia 169) continue to the exit after that, on the Right. Unfortunately there is no sign until you are already on the exit. If you arrive to Route 1 towards Caguas you went too far. -From the exit, turn Right towards Camarones. Take the next left again towards Camarones where the Panaderia is on the corner. Immediately on the left, there is an area to park, in front of the Ferreteria. -Look for the wankers getting NEW T-SHIRTS, with whistles, running shoes, and beer. -You can call R Kelly at 678-457-8535 if you get lost.
*What Else?*	bring money for T-shirts, new shorts and the other Hash gear. Read again....NEW T-SHIRTS, BRING MONEY!! prepare for rain: It rains a lot at this hash spot. Don't forget your whistle. $5 for the hash. No new sneakers!
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	And now a word from our Habadasher, Dippin' the Wick: 8/5/08 T-SHIRTS! T-SHIRTS! T-SHIRTS!
	Hi y'all, As the Hash continues to grow in leaps and bounds (what, almost 20 Hashers last time?...and I have inside info that this week will be a high turnout as well), I keep spending money left and right to help you avoid the dreaded down-downs for lack of Hash gear. I'd like to get a quick count of how many people would be interested in buying a t-shirt (or three). The shirt will be grey colored (we'll start with there and add color options as we go...I'll accept votes on the next color), with a logo on the back and front. It will be a non-dated shirt, so will serve as a general Hash shirt, and will (perhaps unfortunately) be acceptable for everyday use (ie. no sex). The back of the t-shirt will have the coqui (in full color) as featured on the website. On the front there will be the foot logo in flag colors. The text over the foot logo on the front will be "Puerto Rico Hash House Harriers". There might be some minor alterations but that's about it. If you could send me a request for any t-shirts you would like to buy, please send me a count of how many you would like to purchase, sizes (to avoid ending up with 15 XXXL shirts left over), and future color preferences that would help. Shirts will not be available this weekend, but hopefully by the end of the month. The approximate cost will be $15-$17 dollars a shirt. Mailing shirts would be the cost of the shirt plus $5.00 (USPS Priority Mail), per shirt. Thanks, Dippin the Wick PLEASE CLICK ON DIPPIN's name above to send him an email with your orders. THANKS!

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	Namings on Tap
	Just Diana was named P.I.M.P. - Play In My Pants, after haring trail 132. Just Shannon is haring her 4th trail (PRH3 #133 ). Since she's leaving the island after trail 133 for good, she just might get named at trail 133?! Just Sarah currently has 4 trails and should be named September 13th, when she hares. Just Travis has 3 trails and would like someone to co-hare with.
*How does one get named?*	One should have 5 PRH3 hashes and hare at least once prior to being named. ... Or do something really, really stupid.
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	TRAILS on Tap
Saturday August 30:	hares: Dippin' the Wick & Just Shannon in Guaynabo
Saturday September 13:	hares: Just Sarah & R Kelly
Saturday September 27:	hares: open
*Saturday October 11:*	hares: Tease Me Anal Bead Me, Just Ryan (or Oct 25 if Oct 11 is cancelled)
Road Trip to Tampa? October 11 weekend OR November 15 weekend	Ankles For Earings & Dippin' the Wick are trying to arrange a road trip to Tampa to hash with the Tampa H3 on a Saturday, followed by watching a Tampa Bay Bucs football game on Sunday. Possible dates for this trip are Contact DIPPIN' if you are interested. October 11 weekend OR November 16 weekend
Saturday October 25:	hares: open (Beadz if Oct 11 is cancelled)
Saturday November 8:	hares: open
Saturday November 22:	hares: open
Saturday December 6:	hares: open
Saturday December 20:	hares: open
Saturday Jan 3, 2009:	hares: open
Monday January 5, 2009:	Pub Crawl for a visiting hash cruise is in the works. Hare: RK
Saturday January 17 & after:	hares: open
	If you think you are already signed up for haring a trail and don't see your name listed in the FUTURE TRAILS, email the Hare Raiser to get your info posted.
	How frequently do we hash? We aim to hash every other Saturday
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	Volunteers needed! contact the Hare Raiser
Hares:	CALLING ALL HARES! If you have a trail or pub crawl in mind, want to hare or co-hare, have never hared before, have a good down-down site in mind (like your back yard), or have ANY questions about helping with the hash, contact the Hare Raiser.
Volunteers:	We are in need of volunteers for snack-meister (get snacks), hauling gear (chairs & table), and recruiting. Beer-meister will need some help this Fall.
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	...past trails and PHOTOS
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*5k & 10k runs in PR:*	http://www.allsportcentral.com > choose "Event Calendar" from left hand margin > select the year and US>Puerto Rico, and you'll find plenty of PR runs.
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	*What is the Hash?*
E-mail the hash... Hash Links: Casa Bavaria (Awesome German restaurant in Morovis - well worth the drive!) Wikipedia article on "The Hash" Washington DC Area Hashes The World Hash House Harriers The Best Site of World Hashing Info Hare Of The Dog Half Mind Hash Page Check out Puerto Rico: Webmeister: R Kelly	Sounds almost illegal, doesn't it? But really, it may be the perfect combination of exercise, social interaction and, well, beer. We are runners and walkers, but without a great emphasis on speed. Hence the slogan "Drinkers with a running problem". (Maybe it should be "Drinkers with a bi-pedal locomotion problem", as several members walk rather than run.) Let me explain... *The Original Hash House Harriers...* I n 1938, A.S. Gispert, an accountant working at a Malaysian rubber plantation organized a group of his friends for runs to work off the rigors of the weekend. They met at the Sanegal Hash House (hash house being a British term for a diner), and there, played the poor man's version of the fox hunt, the "Paper chase." This involved giving one runner a few minutes head start, then following the trail of discarded paper left by the fleeing man. "G" (er, Gispert), added a twist; at various points in the trail, an intersection was set. Trail could head off in any direction, but only one direction was 'true'. Faster runners were slowed as they solved the trail, allowing slower runners and walkers to catch up. The Hash House Harriers were born. *Is it for me?* Distance and Territory The trail can be one of the most exciting parts of a hash run. Rather than running laps around a local track, be prepared to run or walk through fields, woods or jungle, ford streams and jump fences. You may even run into some briars, so be protected!! Your time on trail might be 45 minutes to an hour and a half. But relax, this doesn't mean flat out sprinting, (you might often be waiting at an 'intersection' for others to find a way), and there is always a refreshing 'beer check' halfway through the trail. Each week the hashes start and end in different places. No boring tracks here. *Sex* Yes, please. Oops ... er ... Hashing is generally for both males and females, but because we sometimes end the runs in taverns, Hashing is sometimes restricted to adults (18 and over) depending on the Hash. The hash is a fun group, but far from politically correct. We have drinking songs, mostly stolen from the rugby teams, which would make many respectable people blush. A good sense of humor is the hash's only real requirement. *The Down-Down:* After finishing the trail, the Down-Down commences. The Down-Down is both the celebration at the end of the trail, and the award handed out to hashers guilty of some mis-deeds. A Down-Down is a cup of drink, be it beer, soda or water, awarded by the Hash Master or Religious Advisor for trail infractions, anniversaries, or any other reason. A drinking song accompanies each, it is all great fun. *How do I Join?* Show up. A nominal fee is charged per person to help with the cost of the refreshments. If you attend the On-After (dinner party after the run), you are expected to pay for your own food. There is no annual fee or commitment. Show up as seldom, or often, as you like. Keeping in mind that missing two hashes in a row (known as "back sliding") is cause for a down-down... *One final note...* This hash requests that you be at least 18 years old to participate or let your parent who accompanies you make the final decision on your attendance if your are under 18.

*home*	*Happy Trails*
	PHOTOS:	See PHOTOS by clicking on the trail #'s that are underlined.
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		RECEDING HARE LINE:
Trail #		Hare(s)
132	Saturday Aug 9:	Dumb F'cker, PIMP in Caguas
*131*	Saturday July 26:	Portuguese Water Dog, R Kelly in Isla Verde
*130*	Saturday July 12:	Abercrombie's Bitch (farewell) / Pick-Up Hares in Old San Juan
129	Saturday June 28:	Dippin' the Wick, at Moscoso Bridge (Ecoturistico) park
128	Saturday June 14:	Abercrombies Bitch (69th trail!), Passed Out Pumpin', in Condado
127	Saturday May 31:	Chapless Ass, Just MattL, at Fort Buchanan Burger King
126	Saturday May 3:	R Kelly, at Estacion Sagrado Corazon
125	Sunday April 20:	Special Event: American Airlines 5k run / walk - beer table & recruiting
124	Saturday April 19:	Brotha' Lova', R Kelly, at T Rex Burger King
123	Saturday April 5:	cancelled in Aguadilla
122	Saturday March 29:	Boxcar Willie, One-Inch Punch, at La Escambron Beach (La Ocho)
121	Saturday March 22:	Shitty Titty, Chapless Ass, in Old San Juan: 1st Anal Green Dress Run
120	Saturday March 8:	Chapless Ass, R Kelly, at Paseo Lineal Rio Bayamon: Revival Hash

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